This world is a great sculptor's shop. We are the statues and there is rumour going round the shop that some of us are some day going to come to life. =D - C.S. Lewis

Saturday, October 28, 2006

Last day of school

Okay I know I'm late to post about the last day of school but...anyway it was interesting in the later part of the day because there was so much anxiety among all the students when we were told that the results of the combinations were posted in the Foyer and everyone practically flew there to see their own combinations for next year.

Some jumped for joy, others weeped tears of sadness =x but I did jump luh. I got into the combination I wanted - D! :D SO HAPPY 'cause there's Victoria and Qiu Hui inside too. We gonna go to the same class -- 3Humility next year! Woohoo. Praise God. :D Thank you Daddy in Heaven I know you heard me. Hehehe. XD

Okay then ate with Victoria..and SH and went home. Hohoo this is a lame post >.<

Monday, October 23, 2006

HIAK! XD


Click to enlarge! Lol I got this yesterday I think. XD
Its super rare lo! :D

TAKECARE&GODBLESS (((:

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October 24, 2006 edit:
Hi guys! :D

Its sucha fun day today! Lol by the way its a public holiday. XD Woke up at 12plus the slacked around at home, showered and then met QH at the MRT and went to SH's house. We went to the wrong block! Lol but anyway reached the block in the end then SH fetched SJ then we went to his house! YAY..Hahahah.

So yea he turned on the airconditioner and the computer and we started playing MAPLE! :DDDDDD So fun can. SJ started first. She did a quest and then it was so exciting because she hadn't played MapleStory for super long! She was like sososo thrilled to be able to open Maple. LOOOOL.

Then SH played and tried to do PQ but failed D: Then it was my turn! Hohoho. Played SOLH (add if you wanna) and chionged till level 10. XDD Okay I'm a noob laa. Did a quest too then became a warrior! :D Didnt touch maple for a long time too. It was a reallyreally good feeling to be able to play again. XD LOL thank God.

Hmm then some lalala offended blahblahblah and a lot of smses came :/ lol okay that didnt really matter. The atmostphere didnt change. Uh huh then we watched SH's proness in o2jam and my noobiness in it too. Lol it was really cool. The songs were so good SJ and QH wanted to download them. Hahahaha. SH levelled up twice for me so Im level 3 now. YAY!

Today's a great day! Hahaha. There's still school tomorrow though. It feels like Saturday today. Haha okay byee & God bless! <3

Thursday, October 19, 2006

Monday, October 16, 2006

Resultsss

English Paper 2 - 46.5/70
Chinese Paper 2 - 73/100
Mathematics - 61/100
Science - 50/100
History - 60/100
Home Economics - 74/100
Literature - 52/100

I think that's all...Yup praise God. =)

Ooh and the PSI thingy..I shall show you some photos as evidence to show you how bad it is.


Look at the sky...okay lah actually I took this like long ago...in April (x but anyway this shows that Singapore has always been hazy but its more hazy this time. Lol.







Okay enjoy. (:

Thursday, October 12, 2006

Yuck.

I feel like vomitting D:
I tried cooking curry just now but I didn't know that the milk turned bad and it was just so gross I had to throw all of it away. Don't trust expiry dates. The expiry date was 20/10/06 but today's only the 12. -.-
So in the end I cooked a sunny side up. But after eating it I feel more like puking. Okay too much gas inside? X_X Got to go to school tomorrow and today's the 2nd day of the marking days so we didnt have to go to school.
Woke up at 6.10 yesterday because I slept real early - 7plus and I didn't wake up till the next morning :D And I even napped for 4 hours in the afternoon, plus I ate a lot yesterday. (okay, everyday) Call me a pig. Hahaha.
Then today I woke up at 9.43am..slept at 12plus so I think I had 9hours of sleep. Hmmm had a dream last night and it was a good dream. XD Haven't dreamt of anything for so long. Lol I dont dream of anything on schooldays. Too tired to dream. Lol. And I told QH my dream then we called KJ for conference and SH was still sleeping..so yup and KJ was so tired all he could say was "Goodnight" -.-

I'm bored. Byeeee.

Wednesday, October 11, 2006

Barbers Don't Exist!

I copied this from Gaby's site..hope she doesn't mind. Ahaha. (:

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the
barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about
so many things and various subjects.

When they eventually touched on the
subject of God, the barber said: "I don't believe that God exists."

"Why
do you say that?" asked the customer.

"Well, you just have to go out in
the street to realize that God doesn't exist. Tell me, if God exists, would
there be so many sick people? Would there be abandoned children? If God existed,
there would be neither suffering nor pain. I can't imagine a loving a God who
would allow all of these things."

The customer thought for a moment, but
didn't respond because he didn't want to start an argument. The barber finished
his job and the customer left the shop. Just after he left the barbershop, he
saw a man in the street with long, stringy, dirty hair and an untrimmed beard.
He looked dirty and unkempt.

The customer turned back and entered the
barber shop again and he said to the barber: "You know what? Barbers do not
exist."

"How can you say that?" asked the surprised barber. "I am here,
and I am a barber. And I just worked on you!"

"No!" the customer
exclaimed. "Barbers don't exist because if they did, there would be no people
with dirty long hair and untrimmed beards, like that man outside."

"Ah,
but barbers DO exist! What happens is, people do not come to me."

"Exactly!"- affirmed the customer. "That's the point! God, too, DOES
exist! What happens, is, people don't go to Him and do not look for Him. That's
why there's so much pain and suffering in the world.

I found this really interesting. Because a lot of people ask the same question as the barber did, but never knew the reason why. But today you know and here is the answer.

Yup and my EOYS ended yesterday. So nice to wake up so early. Lol I slept for 10 and a half hours (what a pig) Lol...okay no one's online to talk to me..Shall wait till 8. =)

Friday, October 06, 2006

YESYESYES!

I made a rollover menu button. See it here.
http://sann.atspace.com
:D Please don't steal the codes. Stealing is a crime.

Yup! Finally got the codes right and everything. Thank God!

By the way 10 marks flew away for History exam already and for the I dint do really well for the 5 questions. One question was about the pull factors, and I only wrote two factors. Peace, job and business oppurtunites. Sigh, never mind. Did some science MCQ today. Yup.

Was conferencing with the other 3 usual people and they were so noisy I hanged up, literally. Lol anyway uhh study smart, God bless & take care.

(After exams I'm going to go to a lot of houses. Hohoho. ((((:)

08/10 update: The PSI has gone down to 73 in the North. Hurray & praise God! :DDD Oh yes, added a new games page. Its under the Visitor section so go check it out when you're free. ((:

Thursday, October 05, 2006

YAYYYYYYY. :D
Let's count them:


  1. English

  2. Chinese

  3. Literature

  4. Maths 1
Tomorrow: History
Monday: Maths 2 + Science
Tuesday: Art + Home Economics

THEN ITS OVER!! WOOOOOHOOOO! YAYYYYYY YAYYYY.

I did question 1 and 3 for HMT Paper 1, and I wrote the wrong 格式 for 应用文! Bang. I didn't have to write my own address. Lol I think its easier writing an english report. XD

Oh yah, after HMT Paper 2, everyone was like, "bi duan zen me xie?" which translates to, "How is 'bi duan' written?" Then MZ found the the ci yu shou ce that its actually in chapter 25! But we didn't learn that. A bit unfair, but I guess it was to check if we were uhh smart enough or something. And I wrote fu lu's lu wrongly..Apparently, I forgot how to write it -.-

Lol but anyway its over. :D P.S: God, thanks for your strength all this while. Couldn't have done it without You. Love ya! ((:
Okay gonna study all the history powerpoints carefully later on. So take care, God bless, study smart and byeee! ((:

Monday, October 02, 2006

Sandra blogs!

Lalala so whether anyone tags I'll still blog. Lol anyway I've been doing it since don't know when. XP

Having Maths Paper 1 and Literature on Thursday. Nice. Okay so its the EOYS. We got to study like crazy and sleep EARLY. But I have already cultivated the bad habit of sleeping at 12+, the earliest these days being 11+. Uh oh. So my sore throat was really bad this morning. I couldn't even speak. My voice was coarse and irksome. Hahaha. But thank God everything was okay after recess..yea something like that :D

Oh yes had literature test today. It was okay except that for the essay part I wrote like 1 page, leaving lines in between. And I was like glancing around and then I saw people like writing 1 full page, WITHOUT leaving lines. Gosh =O But anyway the question was "Discuss who is the more important one in John's life - Gloria or Violet" I picked Violet. But then again, it could be Gloria and I thought I could write more if I picked Gloria but anyway I sticked to my 1st choice. :)

And...Mrs Chia was saying it didn't matter, as long as you argued your stand well and blah..then she talked about her family..which I could emphatise with, but it must be worse for an adult..but I know..about the bitterness towards the father and being torn at two ends not knowing what to do. I know..okay I shall not think about it..If only she gave me that question to write for the essay. I could give her at least 3 pages without leaving lines. Hahhaha.

Okay this is a crappy post. =X God bless, study smart for the exams and bye! =D

Saturday, September 30, 2006

Cause for joy?

Blogger Beta - www.beta.blogger.com

Verdict:
Its cool, though a little like Wordpress in this Beta version. Has got categories, though they don't call it categories. And the archives runs down a little classier. Also you can set permissions as to who you want to read the blog. But I still think setting permissions as to who you want to read CERTAIN POSTS is better. (;

Oh and I like the new MOE arrangement. Its about the EM3 stream being dropped. YAY! Which means I don't have to worry about Jian Wei or Shirleen getting in there. Its a good thing. =D

Oh yes, did I mention that the Marigold milk FINALLY came? Lol and many people did not know why it came. Did you think Marigold had so much time they didn't mind dropping by our school to give us some milk to drink, seeing that we are all "malnourished"? LOL. Okay so obviously you haven't been listening to that day's morning announcement. Hmm but those who read my blog should know why..Yup and there was chocolate milk! :D

OOLALALA. Take care, God bless and bye (:

Friday, September 29, 2006

AHHHHHH [:D!]

I hope you can feel my excitement from this post if you're reading this. :DDDD
Gosh you're not gonna believe what I found! I wanted to find an old korean song...the one in MNKSS. And then I found out the title and singer. Ah Reum Da Oon Sa Ram - Seo Yoo Suk. I also found out that its in the "Memories of My Lovely Samsoon OST II"! But no one had it! AHHH Gosh but I can't find it anywhere on the Internet! RAHHH. Then I tried to find the music scores. So that at least someone who knows how to play a piano can play the tune for me. Ahaha then OMGOSH. GUESS WHAT. [Drum roll...]

I FOUND HYUN BIN'S BLOG!!!!!

I don't normally use that many exclaimation marks but when I do, its because I'm really happy! Lol yea 1 exam down already. Yepyep OOLALA! Okay back to the topic, its...http://www.wretch.cc/blog/hyunbin925! MY GOSH ITS SO CUTE AND LOVELY AND THE IMAGE IS GREAT AND EVERYTHING. The song playing in the background is actually Qing Zhu by Rainie Yang in Korean! Anyway the title in Korean for that song is Love Song by 7 Princesses(A korean girl band if I'm not wrong).

And I didn't know there's a book on my lovely samsoon! Lol the cartoon of the cover page is really cute. :DDDD And then I went to his photo album and started saving pictures almost immediately, especially from the MNKSS cagetory. I didn't know that he could write Chinese! Impressed is the word. Okay wait...so the blog is written by a fan of his...

BANG. Anyway I had a lot of fun over at that blog. OOLALA!

A little gift to you guys ((:


Love like you've never been hurt before;

Dance like no one is looking;

Work like you don't need the money;

Sing like no one is listening;

Live like today is the last day.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Long time no update!

Hee sorry for the lack of updates recently...Been busy with school and stuff. Got to stay back almost everyday, really worn out. By the way, Magnolia hasn't delievered the milk to our school yet. Lol. And I executed my coursework (Practical) yesterday already! YAY! So now I have to finish up the paperwork and stuff and I'm done. We also handed in our Chinese Portfolio today.

Oh and going to Esplanade with QH, SH, KJ and Victoria tomorrow to watch the music concert for music homework. Hmmm. The exams are round the corner too! 7 more days and its the English paper. Mrs Lau has been giving us a lot of composition practice recently. Have to think and rush out an essay during class time. Its sick (haha) but its good in a sense that we can push ourselves to the limit and stuff like that.

And also..having ScMa and Chinese tuition tomorrow. Some people say I'm soo busy and even ask me if I'm stressed. Lol but I guess it depends on individuals. For me I just do what I have to do and let God do the rest. (: And He never falied me. So thank You God. (:

Oh yes went for YF yesterday then we started with a game 1st. Concentration then we replaced the actions with the actions for "I've got peace by the river.." and I lost the tempo and then we didn't even get through the 1st person in the game. Lol.

LOOOOL. And I am watching zong yi da ge da now and this funny middle-aged guy sang a song and it went like that...男得不流氓,发育不正常. Lol! How hilarious. Ojay this middle-aged man seems to be really hyper on TV. -.- Mhmm. I'm feeling happy you should too.

SMILE ALWAYS :D God bless and take care!

[Edit]
The photo taken outside "The Durian".. (edited using PS. XD)

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Monday, September 11, 2006

Winner!

Whee, ART CLUB CLINCHED THE FIRST PRIZE IN THE SECONDARY CATEGORY OF THE ART COMPETITION! :D

Wheewheewhee. I guess all of us didn't regret going to Raffles City afterall. (: After school today (actually not really after school, we had the permission to leave early and so, skipped Chinese lessons and didn't hand in the English essay =x), we went there in Mr Wang's car and all of us had to squeeze inside. Lol.

We were the 1st to reach there. Walked around the exhibtion and saw the artworks of the 6 other schools who had participated too. Then shortly after the primary school students came and they were so small &cute. Lol. And then we got some free cookies and drinks. Hohoho. :D I chose the apple and aloe vera juice. Its the same as the one sold in the school canteen. Didn't have my camera with me at that time so no pictures. But Mr Wang took some photos..maybe I'll edit them later.

Anyway, we got first! YAYAYAY. There's gonna be a one-time supply of Marigold milk for PHS students! Hear this, all of you are going to get to drink some milk! Hahahaaa. Stayed there and some reporters interviewed us. But the straits times one didn't and Mr Wang was like telling her to come and interview us. Lol waited so long but still, never mind. But what's the use of buying the malay paper since I can't understand it. Lol. So anyway, nice exposure lah.

Then we went back from City Hall MRT...And I stopped to take out my wallet at the Control Station like I always do then when I looked up, Carine and the rest were gone! So saddening, got ditched by them. So I was quite lost. Went down the escalator and realised I went to the wrong side. Then I went up again and took the escalator down from the other side. But how would I know its the same. -.-

Then I walked around in the control station for a while and finally managed to find that correct side. -.- Lame stuff, and my shoulders ache. Carried the bag and books and stood throughout the whole journey. Really tiring. I was so beat I plonked right on my bed when I reached back and napped for a long long time. Then I woke up and here I am.

Got to rush out that one-word topic essay. God bless!

Monday, September 04, 2006

September holidays

They are here. I feel stressed by Coursework. Having ScMa Tuition on Wednesday at 1.30PM.

/Edit } 06.09 : Went to Great World City with Mummy at 6.40PM in Uncle Peter's car because Mummy had two free tickets to a movie - Singapore Dreaming (美满人生) sponsored by Shell. (: Left JW at home...Mhmm came out of the house at 6.22 and then took the train to Kranji because Uncle Peter was there to bring us there.

We thought we were going to be late but anyway when we reached there we were quite lost but we still managed to find Golden Village on the 3rd floor. Haha then went to the receptionist area to "mark our attendance" and then ate some stuff there and I drank Iced Tea too! :D Then we took the combo bags. [ Coke and popcorn :D ] Lol and walk inside the Cinema. We thought the movie had already started but it had not -.- So anyway waited until 7.30 for it to begin. Hmm and at first everything was in Hokkien and we thought the whole show was going to be in Hokkien. Lol.

But it wasn't lah. Hmm and yah the show was very Singapore. Aptly named eh? Haha okay and the show ended around 9.20 I think. Yea and I ate one whole packet of popcorn already. Lol Anyway, it was a nice movie =) Hmm then we walked around GWC and I saw a Pet Shop! (PETS Kampong) and ohmygoodness the pets were so adorable! Hamsters, guinea pigs, rabbits woah they were really cute! I took some photos of them using my phone ahahaa. Little animals are so lovely :D Lingered there for around 15 minutes or so.. (:

Then we proceeded to Food Junction to get some food. Actually I was the one who was hungry so we walked to a stall named Ah Wat Noodle Shop to buy Mushroom meatball noodle soup for me. And I told mummy how I thought Shell company should be really loaded because they sponsored movie tickets for more than 100 people and booked the entire cinema and receptionist area. Yup and it wasn't the 1st time I went there with free tickets. Nippon sponsored once too. So Yeye gave daddy the 3 tickets to watch Para Para Sakura.

So I've gone to Great World City twice to watch free movies. Hahaha. Okay end of account. God bless, take care and bye~! (: (Got to teach JW Chinese)

[Extra]
By the way, I finished watching MNKSS on Youtube! :D Took a screenshot of the last scene, aww how sweet. (: But President Na didn't allow them to marry each other. How cruel. Baddie. Lol anyway,

Click to enlarge. :)
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Monday, August 28, 2006

Sun Plaza

There are swimming pools in Sun Plaza.

Because there are condominiums in Sun Plaza! And its true. I wanted to blog about this since the start of my tuition in Mrs Ang's house but I always forgot. Lol. She lives in Sun Plaza! And you know errr the back of Sun Plaza after Cavana and the escalator, there's an opening and you walk through it and turn to your right and walk straight till you see the "Fire Command Centre" grey sign. Okay its not a fire command centre really. -.- Maybe Sun Plaza did that to trick everyone. Anyway there are keypads there (like outside IT rooms) and after you press a certain unit number (there are 9 floors I think.) press bell and wait for the security guard to come out of his office and open then door for you. Actually he just presses a button in the office and the door opens automatically. So high tech right? Lol.

:D So now you know. Ha ahaaa.

Oh yah I took a quiz too.

The Five Love Languages

My primary love language is probably
Quality Time
with a secondary love language being
Acts of Service.

Complete set of results

Quality Time: 10
Acts of Service: 8
Receiving Gifts: 5
Words of Affirmation: 4
Physical Touch: 3


Wow quality time is a full 10. Hhahaa.

Information

Unhappiness in relationships, according to Dr. Gary Chapman, is often due to the fact that we speak different love languages. Sometimes we don't understand our partner's requirements, or even our own. We all have a "love tank" that needs to be filled in order for us to express love to others, but there are different means by which our tank can be filled, and there are different ways that we can express love to others.

Take the quiz

By the way, that Mars spectacular thing was not true at all. I didn't even see that planet. -.-

Sunday, August 27, 2006

Blogthings

You Are 90% Psychic

You are so very psychic.
But you already predicted that, didn't you?
You have "the gift" - and you use it daily to connect with others.
You're very tapped into the world around you...
Just make sure to use your powers for good!
Hmm yes I did predict that I am psychic. How weird eh? And I thought it was just telephaty between people and me. Hhaha.

You Are 40% Left Brained, 60% Right Brained

The left side of your brain controls verbal ability, attention to detail, and reasoning.
Left brained people are good at communication and persuading others.
If you're left brained, you are likely good at math and logic.
Your left brain prefers dogs, reading, and quiet.

The right side of your brain is all about creativity and flexibility.
Daring and intuitive, right brained people see the world in their unique way.
If you're right brained, you likely have a talent for creative writing and art.
Your right brain prefers day dreaming, philosophy, and sports.


Your Aura is Blue

Your Personality: Your natural warmth and intuition nurtures those around you. You are accepting and always follow your heart.

You in Love: Relationships are your top priority, and this includes love. You are most happy when you are serious with someone.

Your Career: You need to help others in your job to feel satistifed. You would be a great nurse, psychologist, or counselor.
I love this! Haha, blue is great for me. ((:


Your EQ is 100

50 or less: Thanks for answering honestly. Now get yourself a shrink, quick!
51-70: When it comes to understanding human emotions, you'd have better luck understanding Chinese.
71-90: You've got more emotional intelligence than the average frat boy. Barely.
91-110: You're average. It's easy to predict how you'll react to things. But anyone could have guessed that.
111-130: You usually have it going on emotionally, but roadblocks tend to land you on your butt.
131-150: You are remarkable when it comes to relating with others. Only the biggest losers get under your skin.
150+: Two possibilities - you've either out "Dr. Phil-ed" Dr. Phil... or you're a dirty liar.
Wow. Lol I thought it meant that I had full EQ. Looool. Thank God I'm just averae. (;


Your Ideal Pet is a Cat

You're both aloof, introverted, and moody.
And your friends secretly wish that you were declawed!
Lol. Nice.


Your Scholastic Strength Is Deep Thinking

You aren't afraid to delve head first into a difficult subject, with mastery as your goal.
You are talented at adapting, motivating others, managing resources, and analyzing risk.

You should major in:

Philosophy
Music
Theology
Art
History
Foreign language


You Are a Auditory Learner

You tend to remember what you hear, and you have a knack for speaking well.
You excel at debating, foreign languages, and music.
You would be an excellent diplomat - or rock star!


Goodness. Lol.

Thursday, August 24, 2006

Did anyone noticed?

That I have a new theme in the sidebar, Rainbow. I havent been hardworking enough to update the preview skins page though. =X The headings don't look too good to me. Anyway I like the picture. ((:

Oh yah. I helped to make a blogskin for Zhi Heng...Yup and he edited it. Its really nice. =D I added a new blogskin in the visitor page too. Its the dog one I had been working on, but seriously I can tell you I don't think its really nice. =X

And I know a lot of pop ups appear in this site. =S I'll try to fix the problem ASAP. By the way, I have Google Toolbar to help me. It helps. Also, there in a in-built Pop up blocker in XP computers so go to Tools -> Pop-up blocker then turn it on. That should work. :))

Having my Chinese Oral the day after tomorrow. [26.08 Edit: I was the last one to take the exam. Lol. For morning group. I stammered a lot in the passage =X because I didn't how how to read a lot of the words. Ms Choi said I did badly for the passage but I was not bad for the conversation. =D Yay I hope my score isn't too bad ((: By the way I lost my tuition file! I can't find it anywhere. =X Its been weeks already. Praying that I'll find it quickly because there is tuition tomorrow. It will be so embarrasing to tell her that I still can't find it..after 3 weeks. Sigh.

Anyway, did practical for Home Economics today! (: We cooked Curry. My partner was Qiu Hui and the curry turned out to be really yummy! :D Actually when I started cooking it really didn't look like curry until Ms Kumari put in that brownish thing...belachan? Something like that. And then all the flavour and aroma came out. Yum yum. Ate it with bread for lunch. The only ingredient I don't like is the green peas which are supposed to make the dish healthier. Lol.

I made a cartoonish happy family image too! DD provided the images, individually and I edited them. Clck to enlarge (:



Okay till here, God bless, take care and goodbye. (:

P.S: New favourite show! :D 我叫金三顺 (My lovely Samsoon). The guy's handsome. Hhahaa. I love the soundtrack too. She Is by Clazziquai. I'm going crazy over the song. Lol. You can see the trailer here...http://youtube.com/watch?v=FsvNCvfjI04.



They are so cute together luh. :D

I think I made the wrong choice. I was mistakened. I didn't know you were...I don't know. Big joke. LALALALA. mr. blahblahblah.
Can't believe my ears. I doubt I heard the wrong thing too. Perhaps I shouldn't be hearing anything in the first place.

Monday, August 21, 2006

Jokes

[Disclaimer: The joke below is not true. This one is lame. My chinese tuiton teacher told me this. Lol.]

One day, Saddam Hussein went to Lee Kuan Yew to consult him, "Who is your father's son?". Lee Kuan Yew did not know how to answer his question so he went to Tony Tan and Tony Tan's answer was "Its me!" So LKY told Saddam that. So now this Saddam was unsure if it was true so he questioned his friend who just came out of jail and told him a give him a reply in 3 days.

His friend was afraid this was a trick and that Saddam would send him back to jail so he asked who he thought would have the best answer, Bill Clinton. Of course, Clinton was a clever guy and his asnwer was the same as Tony's. And so this friend of Saddam told Saddam after 3 days, "I've thought long and hard. My father's son is Bill Clinton." Well Saddam ought to laugh at this point of time shouldn't he? Yet he pulled a long face and shouted at his friend, "WRONG! Its Tony Tan you dummy!"

LOL! So who was the dumb one? Haha haa. (:

The next joke is in Chinese.

很久很久以前,还没有开始叫爹和娘时,父亲是称为令尊 (可能是因为古代人认为爸爸是敬的人物。),而母亲是称为令堂。

好,那令尊有了一家杂货店。有一天,他要出去,就对他儿子说:“我要出去了,帮我照顾杂货店。” 他儿子就说:“好的。”

过了一会有一位老教授来了他就问:“请问令尊在吗?”
儿子便说:“这里没令尊。”
老教授又问:“那令堂在吗?”
儿子就说:“老叔,我看您误会了。这里只有白糖和黑塘,没有令堂这种药。请您走吧。”
老教授摇摇头,就走了。

过后,父亲回了,问儿子有没有人来,儿子就说:“有。” 便把事情的一五一十告诉了父亲。
他爸爸听了之后就敲了儿子的额头一下,然后跟他说:“笨蛋,令尊就是我,令堂是你老妈啦。”
儿子听了就害羞地说:“噢,知道了。”

第二天他爸爸出去后教授又来了,他又问:“令尊令堂在嘛?”
于是儿子敲了老的额头一下,然后跟他说:“笨蛋,令尊就是我,令堂是你老妈啦。”

哈哈哈哈哈。好笑吗?
我在网上也找到了相似的笑话。http://www.haha365.com/gwxb/10531.html 可是我看了看,还是觉得我的版本比较好笑。哈哈哈哈哈。XD 补习老师说的时候,我笑到肚子痛。LOL.

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Thursday, August 17, 2006

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I've decided that the best thing one could ever be is a Jesus Freak (:

Do you think a lot? I do and thinking is good because you sort things out along the way and I do that when I'm alone in a train. (Goodness this sounds like the start of an essay) Anyway I thought everyone had gotten bored of that collage of Shirleen so here I am updating. Yup so these few days had been nice thank God. We had the CRPP thingy again and I got to do English, well that's something to thank God for because I heard that the maths paper wasn't easy.

Haha okay I got so frantic when people started to walk up to hand in the paper and so I was like rushing myself quickquickquick. Lol. Mrs Lau gave us some worksheets to do. Hmm learnt some new words like encumber (which means to weight down) and extremity (pronouced as eggs-treme-ty) (:

We have science theory homework anyway. And uh apparently we just started on a really gross chapter. Hoping we can get over it really quickly. Singapore Idol is on TV now, oh yah reminds me of Xi Tong because she said she looks like Paul Twohill during maths class. Lol. And something is wrong with my FTP ):


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Saturday, August 12, 2006

Collage of Shirleen



Some updates:

9th August (National Day)
Went over to my uncle's house to watch the show. We (My family) went at noon. And I remember that I got a terrible stomachache that day. It lasted for one whole hour. Sigh how pathetic. At the end of it all, I was so drained but at least God saved my life. Hhahaa. Okay so yup I managed to catch the show at 6pm just in time. And I saw the fireworks! They were beautiful and I have videos! (Will upload them later) H ahaa I can watch the fireworks from the windows at my uncle's place you see. But I guess that will be the last time I can do that because 2007's NDP will not be at the same place already. ): Probably Padang or somewhere else..

Okay the videos are here! (They are not really that spectacular though, I saw them from afar. XD You can see close-up ones in Youtube! Those are like...woah.)









10th August (Yesterday)
Okay I didn't go to school because I was sick. Well I'm still sick actually, but a lot better (: Okay so I stayed at home all day, watching TV and using the computer. I was sitting on the sofa with my blanket around me practically all day long. Hmm okay and how I wished I had could have gone to school. )): I missed out a lot didn't I. Bang. I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL I WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL. H ahaha. Okay.

11th August (Today)
YAY! TODAY is the day that God has made, God has made, God has made~. Hhaaa. Okay. I'm going to pootato.org to learn more PHP! Yuhoo! :D Then there is tuition later at 11.30am. I better not be late =X Okay so yes I'm currently working on a Dog blogskin. (: And...I'm eating breakfast now. Kaya bread + Milo..And I'll be eating my medicine later. Thank you to all who send their regards hahahaha especially the happy family :D THANK YOU! (: Okay I shall publish this long post.

Smile always, God bless, take care and bye~! (:

P.S: I've taken away the archives because the layout doesn't show when I clicked on them -.- So sorry. Anyway you can scroll down to read the other 6 posts (;